Workplace Shenanigans

Working in a call center can be insanely mundane and tedeous, even when you are on a billion different committees and take part in a hundred special projects. Luckily, the people I sit next to have a silly sense of humor that nicely complements my own craziness, and we're always plotting something to keep ourselves entertained.

For Valentine's Day, we thought it would be funny to pose as a secret admirer of someone on our team. We thought Tanner would be the best sport, so he was an easy target. Adrienne drew a very crappy portrait of him. Surprisingly, it looked a lot like him, just with an extra 20 pounds. Perhaps pencil drawings add some poundage, just like the camera :) I took on the task of making a "self portrait" of his secret lover. Then Adrienne took it a step further, and drew their love-child, Grace. I'll have to dig through Tanner's desk to see if he still has the pictures. They really were hillarious. Oh, I almost left out the part where Adrienne got some candy wet and used it to "paint" the drawings. She was sure to notate that she was "experimenting with watercolours". Fancy spelling and all. She really does pay attention to detail! Anyway, so we had a good laugh, and I'm crossing my fingers that I can find the drawings, so you can see our fabulous artwork!

I had been trying to come up with a new shenanigan for a long time, and finally came up with what I deem one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever had...

I plan to purchase a cheap diary, preferrably one with Lisa Frank artwork like this...

Or perhaps something with kittens like this...

Or, maybe I can even find a combination of the two, such as this...

Then I'm going to make up a persona, obviously a cat lady, and write the most random and silly diary entries. Once it's complete, I plan to leave my sweet creation on someone's desk, and wait for it to make the rounds, passing from one desk to another. I guess my hope is that everyone gets as big of a kick out of it as I did. I'm planning on creating a different blog to post the entries in, so you can keep up with my shenanigans :)

If you've got a silly recommendation for the next shenanigan I can play, please let me know!

I can has dis puppy?!

Alex and I adopted a puppy from the humane society at the end of May. Yeah... it's already almost July and I'm just now getting around to posting this :) And mostly, I'm just doing it because Becky gave me crap. Hahahaha! Anyway, here she is...

She's a Boston Terrier, about 11 months old now. We stumbled across her at the humane society, on what seemed like a never-ending quest to find a doggie to adopt. From what I remember on her adoption card, she was a rescue from California. Her previous owner dropped her off at a shelter and listed the reason why as "Other Pet." They also noted she doesn't like other dogs (not true, unless they're super high-strung and won't get out of her face).

It's sad and pathetic that someone didn't want her anymore. She's the sweetest little thing ever, incredibly intelligent, and loves to snuggle. I call her my little shadow, because she wants to be where ever I'm at. She's great at keeping my toes warm, and is always right at the door when I get home from work. We've taught her to sit, shake, lay down, crawl, and the best trick yet... play dead when you point your fingers at her like a gun and say, "Bang! Bang!" I'm basically in love with her.

Lolrus

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Our love-child

Haha... I'm stealing this from Becky. Made me laugh. Her kids are going to be way cuter than mine. Lucky!


Baby Manpants...

Baby Ranpants...

Apparently we are going to have a Muslim baby. How did they know?!?!

Lady Fingers

Lady fingers. Lady fingers? What a grotesque name for a cookie. I've made a mental picture that includes rotting yellow nails, bony knuckles, and skin peeling away from flesh.

God I need to stop watching crappy horror films.

My new favorite thing

Pandora music player.
It's amazing.
I've found so many awesome new bands, so much new music... I don't know what to do with myself! Check it out, yo!

www.pandora.com

It's been awhile...

Hello again. Not really sure why it's been so long since I've posted anything. BUT! Here I am... I can't believe it's January already. I'm still denying that Christmas has happened, let alone that we've started a new year. I'm still at 1800contacts. They feed me and it pays the bills, so I suppose I'll hang around for a while :). I'm planning on having my car paid off in the next six months or so. What a relief that will be! And then I'll get a new car and have a new loan to pay off... seems a little silly, but I'll go with it. I'm taking this semester off from school so I can get my finances in order.
I created a budget and it's been amazingly easy for me to stick to. I give myself $100 every check to do as I please (cash only, debit card stays tucked into my wallet, burrito style). It's funny how much harder it is for me to spend it when I have the actual bills in my hand. Of course I have a list of stuff I want to buy that's 1000 items long, but I'm reluctant to make any purchases. The debit card is used for gas, paying bills online, etc. Every time I use it, I transfer a dollar into a high interest savings account. It's adding up to a pretty sweet little stash.
Anyway, enough about money. I'm gettng back into oil painting again. My hope is to set aside one day a week to paint for a few hours. It's quite messy, and messy paints plus a messy Ran equals a really long time to clean up.
The grandma side of me would like some more face time, so I've started scrapbooking again too. It'll be neat to have all these pictures in chronological order for my kids to see some day.
Speaking of pictures, I've discovered a sweet option for printing pictures with Windows Vista. I don't know why so many people have horrible things to say about Vista, I think it's got a lot of really cool features. One of which is the option to digitally send your pictures to Walgreens, Walmart, really wherever you develop your film, and then you go pick up the prints. Or if you're super lazy, they can mail them to you. I dig it because I love pictures printed on real photo paper, not something that came out of my laserjet printer complete with gross smudges. And it's super cheap, like ten cents a print. You should check it out!
I'm planning on moving our here pretty soon. It'll be nice to escape the mulleted wonder. I'll be sure to keep you updated.
I think that's about it for now. There's something on TLC about child beauty pageants (which creep me out) so I suppose I'll finish watching that.